I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors They'll get you anything, with that evil smileĮverybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial With the latest dictionary of today's who's who Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for meĪnd live in hilltop houses drivin' fifteen cars Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eatĮvery good gold digger's gonna wind up thereĮvery Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hairĪnd we'll, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstarsĪnd live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet I'll need a credit card that's got no limit I want a brand new house on an episode of CribsĪnd a king size tub big enough for ten plus me This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
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